About the Show
The Miraculous V: The Bizarre Awakening of a Virgin Witch is a sharp, darkly comedic one-woman spiral through what happens when your biggest insecurity becomes your greatest power… for better or for worse. Meet V: a Black, plus-sized, nerdy woman hitting the next decade with no first kiss, no wild college era, and definitely no “coming-of-age montage.” She’s carried that shame like a secret scarlet letter for years — internalizing every message about desirability and womanhood until it feels stitched into her skin.
And then, at midnight on her chaotic 30th birthday, something surreal happens: V starts levitating. She hears random people’s thoughts. She accidentally hexes an old catcaller. Turns out the curse she thought she had was magic waiting to break loose. She went from being a simple virgin… to a virgin witch.
What follows is a surreal birthday odyssey of unhinged self-discovery: drunken levitation attempts, a grocery-store telepathy meltdown, magically-induced street justice, and one catastrophically messy hookup gone wrong. Through the chaos, V narrates with biting humor and brutal honesty, peeling back the layers of childhood trauma, daddy issues, and the pressure of watching life milestones pile up like overdue bills.
As she digs into where her new powers come from — and why they erupted now — she’s forced to confront the uncomfortable truth that magic doesn’t erase loneliness or fear. It just amplifies what’s already there.
Equal parts hilarious and heartbreakingly vulnerable, The Miraculous V flips the rom-com trope on its head and asks: What if “the right one” never comes? What if you’re more powerful than society ever told you? And what if the person you really need to save on your birthday… is yourself?
A story about self love, power, growing up, and owning your identity — even when the world insists you’re “late.”
Trigger Warning: Foul language, mentions of suicide, violence, body dysmorphia