About the Show
The Miraculous V: The Bizarre Awakening of a Virgin Witch is a sharp, darkly comedic one-woman show about what happens when your biggest insecurity becomes your greatest power… for better or for worse. Meet V: a Black, plus-sized, nerdy woman who just hit the big 3-0 without ever being kissed. No boyfriend. No “wild college years.” Not even an awkward middle school peck. For years, she’s carried that shame like a secret scarlet letter, internalizing every message about desirability and womanhood. On her 30th birthday, mid-breakdown over her nonexistent love life, something strange happens: V starts levitating. She hears people’s thoughts. She hexes a stranger for catcalling her in the street. Turns out, virginity wasn’t a curse—she’s the witch. What follows is a chaotic, hilarious, and brutally honest journey into power, isolation, and the absurd rules of modern dating. As V explores the origins of her abilities, she’s forced to face her deepest fears: the childhood traumas that shaped her self-worth, the anxiety of watching life milestones pile up like overdue bills, and the uncomfortable truth that magic doesn’t fix loneliness. It just makes it louder. Equal parts biting humor and raw vulnerability, The Miraculous V flips the rom-com trope on its head and asks: What if “the right one” never comes? What if you’re more powerful than the patriarchy ever told you? And what if the only person you really need to save… is yourself? This is a story about love—messy, elusive, often overrated love—and the miracle of embracing who you are, even when the world calls you “late.” Come laugh, cringe, and maybe levitate a little.